1. Someone calls you
at 2:am in the
night and ask you
"are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground
floor going to your office, yet they ask
are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's
you and ask;
''what are you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask;
''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant the waiter
asks you:
''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
9. Are you reading this article?
Ans:....
Ye
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask
are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's
you and ask;
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask;
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant the waiter asks you:
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
9. Are you reading this article?
Ans:....
Ye