Wednesday, June 27, 2012

CAN'T

CAN'T
Unless Food Is Mixed With Saliva You Can't Taste It
Frogs Can't Swallow With Their Eyes Open
A Duck Can't Walk Without Bobbing Its Head
A Crocodile Can't Move Its Tongue
Cats Can't Move Their Jaw Sideways
A Crocodile Can't Stick Out Its Tongue
Hummingbirds Can't Walk
Owls Can't Move Their Eyes From Side To Side
Emus Can't Walk Backwards
Whales Can't Swim Backwards
Giraffes Can't Swim
The Cheetah Is The Only Cat That Can't Retract It's Claws
Roosters Can't Crow If They Can't Fully Extend Their Necks
Emus Can't Walk Backwards
Snakes Can't Blink
Snakes Can't Bite In Rivers Or Swamps (They Would Drown Otherwise)
Gorillas Can't Swim
Giraffes Can't Cough
You Can't Tickle Yourself
You Can't Trademark Surnames



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